Sean C - Stupid White lyrics

[Barack Obama insert from Dreams From My Father audiobook] There are white folks, and then there are ignorant mothaf**as like you! [Intro] I be on my Suit and Tie sh**, tie sh**, tie I be on my Suit and Tie sh**, tie sh** Let me show you a few things, a few things, a few things Little baby, cause I be on my Stupid White sh**, White sh** (check it) I be on my Stupid White sh**, White sh** Let me show you a few things Let me show you a few things [Verse 1] Wait a minute, you ready for em, Kle Shay? Shiiit I can't wait... wait... wait til I get you on this circumcized dick Certain size dick Certain to like it I hate cursing, but f**... this s** is a hex Who's next to come on aboard, while I cum on a bored chick I won the award, just kidding, I wasn't even nominated They gave it to Dakota Fanning? Her movie was a snores fest! Of course let's get back to the subject at hand The mixtape the public demands, wanna download it to their p**n disc drive Drive by! Pedestrians in a panic when I sped in and out of traffic, then swerved like Big Sean into a garbage can And knocked over a Manican Frankly man, I'm done being Trevor and Michael, I'm guess I'm just gonna have to switch to Franklin On my Suit and Tie, headed to a funeral Lookin k**er as usual That sentence is reducible... get it? I've been murderin lines since a juvenile But now I'm just doing community service I guess that constitutes as constitutional Girl you're beautiful, I swear to Jésus your booty's insane And it's got the same logic as Cain, doable And if it's mutual you should know I'm ready to slay This might sound unsual, but my dong like a cudicle It'll keep growin and growin until it's get in the way Yeah I'm stupid okay, I just wanna be true to you babe I only flew in ya cave to make you recreate the same sounds that a Lugia makes I'm looney deranged, maybe slightly depraved, but don't deprive me of that one thing I'm looking ta take You on a date, I promise I'll be behaved Then be headed, we'll be frenchin; call me Louis the 8th In my studio makin songs about nonsense to put on a blank disc and sell it to blind kids Got this fake blonde b**h, wantin to date Josh Lynch, wait that's Kate Gosselin Damn... Told her to drop off the twins and the s**tuplets Then pop out them twins, and get s**ed up, let's Use a condom though, let's be honest yo, we all know you hate those kids And besides "Kate Plus 9" doesn't make much sense The clothes came off, and despite her fertitility rate I was surprised to see she had kept her body in shape Tiny waist, legs lookin great I said damn, baby girl, now that's a figure of 8 They said I'm vulgar, but I'm just pickin like a Vulture But you know I k** these rappers, THEN I fu*k EM! God, Dahmer God damn her and her friends are comin over Oh, her friends owe her favors? Oh I guess O-R-G-Y! Oh my God! You're probably wonderin what the f** I'm doing, baby I don't know I'm just shootin lines, movin dimes, boostin rides I'm a stupid guy, rappin like it's Christmas time Pickin like a soup or side, she's wet like a slip and slide One night stand with that fake blonde chick again, that's do or die My taste in woman is k**er, youth are niiiiice Say you dont get it, well how confused am I Wasn't this song supposed to be about a Suit and Tie? Doesn't matter though, I be on my bladder flow Cause all my tracks are piss poor, but urine to it, aren't you? You ain't mindin my P, or Q's, so why should I? You ain't buyin my CD are you? So why should I try? I'm one of those greatest of all timers, no hand shake I got no respect for you other rhymers, no hand shake I'm bout to take all you guys out, no mandate And yes I'll flatten you, no pancake... I know you're trying to get seen b**h, well this the last take Ain't given no handouts for you charity cases, no tax break I'm makin noise like a rat-snake, watch for the attack And all you b**hes thinkin that you can relate, drop the sister act! Top down, let them peaks show Yo top down, let the speaks blow Top down, and them girls got der bottoms up Top down, we drinkin and drivin, bottoms up Put dem bottles up, put dem bottles up No seriously here the cops come, put them bottles up! DUI is a serious offense Now I'm seriously in prison Now I'm seriously pissed f** da west coast, I think that rivarly still exists If not, then f** Canada! Bring it b**h! I roll spliffs and got money in the bank More specifially, in a savings bond, I'm preparing for my future I f** hoes in the back of the Rolls Mom told me to respect women, sorry that I called you a ho Woke up in a Oldsmobile, with a Olsen twin She was gettin low for the kid, while I was holdin the wheel But just to clarify, I mean she didn't talk much during the ride It wasn't s**ual, I was babysittin Yeah the ladies blowin up my phone, they be callin Call me LeBron, b**h, cause I be balding... I mean ballin I got woman all over me, I don't know what to do, they be givin me a kiss and a smooch But on the cheek, she said we're not together, we're just dawgs So I just wanna know one thing ... Would you screw the pooch? Yeah I'm just rapping like I got nothing to lose But I got nothing to gain either, so what's the use? My last name is Lynch, b**h, and I brought a noose So I swear to God, you better mow my gra**, Jésus You don't have to be a Christian to be a god; hey, Zeus! I be on my 40's Suit & Tie sh**; hey, Zoots! You fat b**hes need a place to stay? Hey, Zoos! And get a personal chef, how bout Issac Hayes? Oops... he's dead I'm just tryna hit it and beat it baby, I'm not tryna be violent Yes I wanna dunk my balls in you, but I ain't gon force it, no Kobe Bryant Got you so wet, I'm Poseidon, let me show you my trident Lemme show you why she said my dick looks like Andre The Giant!!! I'm a Pseudo tyrant Don't discriminate, I got Sioux and Tai chicks I suture rhymes so supersized and hard they're suet-like Causing ma** suicides from the sh** I spew to suer lines like some sewer pipes I'm so soothin right? Baby I know you're one of those supra types, don't care about the suitor's size, you just wanna be suited right? So come on over for a pursuant night And hell baby, I'll even wear my Suit and Tie I guess what I'm trying to say is... My balls are swinging back and forth For your love For your love ["Balls Deep (In Your Love) by Sean C."] [Barack Obama insert from Dreams From My Father audiobook] This sh**'s getting way to complicated for me