Seamus Moore - You Can't Park Here lyrics

[Verse 1] I've been holding Bridey now For nearly fifteen years When she asked me to marry her Sure I broke down in tears To prove how much I loved her And to do the decent thing We drove up to Dublin To buy the wedding ring First of all, the toll bridge Was highway robbery I'm glad we brought the flask with us We saved it on the tea And when we reached the j**ellers I parked outside the door Then from out of nowhere I heard this deafening roar [Chorus] "Hey! You can't park here! You can't park there!" That's all I heard him say "I'm gonna have to clamp you And you'll get towed away!" I was looking for a car park But I didn't have much luck He said that was a lame excuse And he couldn't give a... [Verse 2] Heading down O'Connell street In the middle of the day A Garda pulled me over And said it was one-way I pulled up on the footpath On the double yellow line He opened up his notebook And asked me was I blind After eight hours shopping Well, it began to rain As I drove round my Stevens Green I nearly hit a train Sure my heart was palpitating And my nerves were shot to bits We stopped at McDonalds To get a bag of chips [Chorus] "Hey! You can't park here! You can't park there!" That's all I heard him say "I'm gonna have to clamp you And you'll get towed away!" I was looking for a car park But I didn't have much luck He said that was a lame excuse And he couldn't give a... [Verse 3] Heading for Belmullet And the city far behind Bridey got the wedding ring And I got a parking fine When I told my story To the lads in O'Donnell's bar They told me I should get a bike And sell that ****** car [Chorus] "Hey! You can't park here! You can't park there!" That's all I heard him say "I'm gonna have to clamp you And you'll get towed away!" I was looking for a car park But I didn't have much luck He said that was a lame excuse And he couldn't give a... [Chorus] "Hey! You can't park here! You can't park there!" That's all I heard him say "I'm gonna have to clamp you And you'll get towed away!" I was looking for a car park But I didn't have much luck He said that was a lame excuse And he couldn't give a... "Hey! You can't park here! You can't park there!" That's all I heard him say "I'm gonna have to clamp you And you'll get towed away!" I was looking for a car park But I didn't have much luck He said that was a lame excuse And he couldn't give a... [Outro] Then he wished me and Bridey The very best of luck