JD: Let's face the facts about me and you, our love unspecified Though I'm proud to call you "chocolate bear" The crowd will always talk and stare. TURK: I feel exactly those feelings too And that's why I keep them inside 'Cause this bear, can't bare the world disdain And sometimes is easier to hide JD & TURK: Than explain our guy love, that's all it is Guy love he's mine I'm his There's nothing gay about it in our eyes TURK: You ask me 'bout this thing we share... JD: ...And he tenderly replies TURK: It's guy love... JD & TURK: ...between two guys. TURK: We're closer than the average man and wife. JD: That's why our matching bracelets say Turk and J.D. TURK: You know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life... JD: You're the only man who's ever been inside of me! TURK: Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix. JD: There's no need, to clarify... TURK: Oh no? JD: Just let it grow more and more each day. It's like I've married my best friend... TURK: But in a totally manly way! JD & Turk: Let's go! It's guy love, don't compromise, The feeling of some other guy. Holding up your heart into the sky. JD: I'll be there to care through all the lows. Turk: I'll be there to share the highs. JD & TURK: It's guy love, between two guys. JD: And when I say, "I love you, Turk,", It's not what it implies. JD & TURK: It's guy love Between... Two... Guys. JD: No hands.