Scrub - Country Thang lyrics

[Spoken: He's from Missouri] [Chorus] I said welcome to the midwest We got a lot more than insects and incest C'mon, welcome to the mid coast Home of the pig roast Come and get a big dose I said welcome to the midwest We got a lot more than insects and incest Yo it's Missouri baby hurry back Where you ain't sh** if y'ain't k**in' at least a thirty pack Let me try an tell 'em a little bout where I'm comin' from Missouri baby where everyone got a couple guns Conflicted surrounded by religious bigots A hip kid from the land of the ticks and the crickets They say we five years behind from both coasts I say it's pro'ly more like ten for most folks Half of my neighbors couldn't even pa** fourth grade But everybody's a scientist with a pork steak We're watchin W.W.F. as foreplay And family reunion's another word for court date The Show-Me homie but they can't even show me teeth I'm from where mothaf**ers really feelin' Toby Keith Where the dudes hate sleeves, cut em off, look tough As for the jeans cut those right off under ya' nuts It's trucks and bolts, guns and bows, bucks an does And outside of that what's to know, c'mon [Chorus] It's the home of the cliché, corn fed beef cake Millionaire cheapskate, two ton V8 Hot as hell heat wave, trailer park three way Course that's after drinkin the Jack til you can't see straight (Missouri) This'll make the last couple teeth rattle a bit Sicker than a old fat chick with a tat' on her tit Imagine it kids, I'm surrounded by cattle and sh** Havin' a hard time findin' cats I'm compatible with We can't get along, doggone ridiculous Everybody's liquored up tryna have the biggest truck Got to adapt quick, learn how to smell trouble And never trust the dude rockin' the biggest belt buckle With the rednecks, hillbillies, the hicks, and the hoosiers The Jim Beam, John Deere, and Dale Jr You heard a lot of sh** but half of it's rumors Ya see we still all that and a bag of manure, c'mon [Chorus]