Scrooge Kid - Won't Call lyrics

[Hook] Bound to fall in love Bound to fall in love (Uh-huh honey) [Verse 1: Scrooge Kid] Baller from Perry Hall If the first date ain't great, won't call No pressure On the bright side won't second guess her Bag full of condoms in the dresser I got high standards so they ain't getting lesser Had a girl last year but I left her Now I'm on the re-search like professor Find a candidate then I test her She the one for me, or she sneeze, God bless her If I impress her, undress her If she's over budget, get cut like sequester Stand up guy, got jokes like Koechner Quiet women move I'm looking for an aggressor To jump me like a game of checkers Don't need a gadget to inspect her I like Jenna Fischer, you can keep Brooklyn Decker I necked her in The Office and she tastes like nectar Proceed to pollinate her sector Urethra had her singing like Aretha, I respect her Big girl, no need to protect her Unless you wanna receive feminist lecture [Bridge: Charlie Wilson] I know you're tired of lovin', of lovin' With nobody to love, nobody, nobody (Uh-huh, honey)