Screeching Weasel - Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus lyrics

Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries she's got trouble with her tubes if you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find a completely empty room because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus her uterus is useless her physician has injected fluids in her private parts but she just won't believe that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble will cause her to conceive no simple yeast or bladder infection could compare to the pain that Jeannie's going through this year her husband's s**m was studied and swiftly pa**ed the test now Jeannie's operation must commence artificial insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Jeannie isn't ovulating even though she took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay the giant doctor bills