Screeching Weasel - Erection lyrics

there's something wrong, i'm not getting it on and i'm definitely not getting off. the only action that i've seen in three months was when the doctor said "turn your head and cough." erection, erection it's hard. erection, erection oh god! the best i've done of late in getting some a** was sitting on the amoco toilet seat. my little problem isn't going away no matter how fast or how often i beat. erection, erection it's hard. erection, erection oh god! i almost got a little p**y last week cleaning the litter box in my living room. my palms are hairy and my balls are all blue; i need some action and i need it real soon. erection, erection it's hard. erection, erection oh god!