Screeching Weasel - Hey Asshole lyrics

hey a**hole you know your teeth are stained brown from all the sh** you talk hey a**hole what about all the fat little teenage boys you f** hey a**hole aside from dealing coke and lsc what have you done dick hey a**hole do you feel all warm inside lording it over a bunch of kids you're no upright citizen you pig, a tenth grade boy's mouth around your dick hey a**hole, aside from writing pretentious, boring tunes what have you did hack hey a**hole on the internet a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit hey a**hole i think your heart done be inflated with horsesh** you f**ing dirty old man, you f**ing tourist you wrinkled old twit f** you