My friends all say you're nuts and they're probably right And no I'd never take you to a rock fight But nothing's gonna turn me off of you... I'm not as desperate as I probably seem You really are the girl of some of my dreams And nothing's gonna turn me off of you... I need someone here for a change I need someone who's kinda strange I need somebody here to annoy I need someone to talk during The Munsters so that I can say shut up And not get punched even though we all know That the Munsters is a lousy show It doesn't matter if you're sort of a leech Or if you haven't bathed in over a week Because nothing's gonna turn me off of you...