Screeching Weasel - Peter Brady lyrics

Don't you see that people Will like you for who you are 'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's something ugly inside of you There's a big empty hole inside of you There's something creepy crawling on your brain There's something in you It's red white and blue inside of you As long as you don't have Lots of zits or small tits Or crooked teeth Then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste And people won't tape signs onto your back Or beat the crap out of you Or ignore your sorry a** See, there's something vapid inside of you There's a sweet little robot inside of you So take off that silly moustache Don't be a baby There's a Pete Brady inside of you ONE: You act your age TWO: You don't try to be something you're not THREE: You find out in advance What restaurant your mom and dad are going to And go someplace else