I am a robot I might be paranoid But I'm a living breathing humanoid I am a rhombus I plod around like dough And I'm secure in everything I know Am I American Blue metal under skin No I'm not human I am a robot I never have a doubt I live inside a circle and I can't get out I am mechanical I don't question anything My TV logic solves all my problems for me Am I American Am I a Gilligan No I'm not human