Screeching Weasel - OMW. lyrics

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner that is truly what I'd really like to be. 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner then everyone would be in love with me. [spoken] Oscar Meyer weiners come get your hotdogs ah, their made with all this sh** from a cow that nobody wants, like mucous and marrow and eyeballs and bile, and all that crap that really makes them taste so damn, really f**ing good. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner that is truly what I'd really like to be. 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner then everyone would be in love with me.