Hey Jack, I know what you're thinking That now's as good as any to start drinking Hey Scotty, yeah, what's it gonna be? A gin and tonic sounds might mighty good to me Man, I know I gotta go, it's the same thing every time But I don't think another drink's gonna make me lose my mind So, I think about my next drink And it's, you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight Well, I know this cat named Mo, he wanders to and fro His and my favorite waterin' hole I said, "Hey Mo, how you doing? Where have you been? He said, "I've been fine with my whiskey, wine and gin" Man, I know I gotta go, it's the same thing every time But I don't think another drink's gonna make me lose my mind So, I think about my next drink And it's, you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight