Scotty Emerick - Where's My Beer lyrics

You ain't over there at your sister's You ain't on my telephone line You ain't nowhere around and I just found out You ain't the only thing that's hard to find Where's my beer? Oh dear I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here But it's not there And things don't just disappear right into thin air Like you: you're off somewhere and you just don't care Where's my beer? I guess you wasn't just whistlin' Dixie When you said we were over this time And you just had to go, now wouldn't you know? Not only have I lost my mind But where's my beer? Oh dear I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here But it's not there And things don't just disappear right into thin air Like you: you're off somewhere and you just don't care Where's my beer? Oh Lord [Instrumental Break] Where's my beer? Oh dear I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here But it's not there And things don't just disappear right into thin air Like you: you're off somewhere, out on the tear You just don't care Girl, I swear, it just ain't fair There was one right there But where's my beer?