[Intro: Mountain Dew] Long ago, when the world was destroyed by dolphins Jesus said to all souls that roamed the earth That Buddha would provide to them the everlasting gift of fire But thankfully, our heros came to the label And were awarded heavily by the black community This is the story of the Moisty Boyz [Verse 1: Vanilla Rice OFFICIAL] One arm weak, One arm Strong One for beating off, one to beat her, cough Hold my breath when I lick her, then I stick it in her Dick Like sequoia, But I ain't Tom Sawyer [Verse 2: Mountain Dew] Call me Mountain Dew Cause on my Chest, he spreads the poo Turn me over and stick it in my a** Just do it, you don't need no hallpa** [Verse 3: Scottie Pimpin] Orange Juice Happy Meal Gorgeous Flow Swag Swag Swag Swag, shut up ho Iced out Penis, Jesus Cries Scottie Pimpin, Don't look me in the eyes [Verse 4: Griff Dogg] Your mom's so dirty, like a swine But that didn't stop our 69 My co*k in her mouth Her vagina in my mouth [Verse 5: co*ka**city] They call me co*ka**city I f** who I want, Walter Mitty Your mom Is gay [Verse 6: DON $TERLING] This is Sparta b**h, call me Leonidas If DiCaprio had b**bs, I'd call him Leo-Nice-Tits f**ing Persians like I'm in Thermopylae Listen to this track and think Moisty Boyz Monopoly [Verse 7: DJ PoonJ] sh** on my dick, Swag 420 b**h Rape is imminent, Don't be a f**ing snitch Its my birthday, Happy Birthday PJ Thank you, Thank you, God Bless [Verse 8: Little' D] Jack be nimble, Jack be quick I don't know the rest so s** my dick Little D', don't forget the Apostrophe A cop pulled me over and said Don was GEYYYYY [Chorus] [Verse 9: Count Smokula] Putting the bank in the pocket Breaking and k**ing my habit Keeping the constant mi casa su casa We repping it harder than cactus Got the old me next to me, OG pedigree Getting products from people who told me I'm moisty [Verse 10: Soggy Shelby] Ass Juicy like a plum Make the boys cum cum cum Like the view, give it to me doggy Thats why they call me soggy [Verse 11: Swagmeister Ft. Fefe] I'm swagmeister featuring fefe Named that way because I got a huge peepee Lines coming out of my mouth through your ears with high voltage and low resistance I drop sick bars with unprecedented persistence I got swag I'm Moist and I f** b**hes [Verse 12: Ry Bread] Name's Ry Bread, I'm always getting head Your b**h's mouth dry while my penis is red I vape every day, my flavor, your p**y I'm raping her a** and slapping her titties [Verse 13: Beanbon] The name's Beanbon, the yungest of the group Chicks pecking at my co*k, like a chicken coup But I know that b**hes on my wang is hard to comprehend Though only 69 dicks a day is what I recommend [Verse 14: Machine Gun Kori & ScHoolboy K] Moisty Moisty boys, they the best rappers around I really love their moistness, I wear them around town They trappin b**hes, with their seduction And they give it to them hard with No Interruption [Verse 15: Mystic Wizard] I'm a nice boy, too good for dirty sh** I got two balls, one dick, and I'm gonna shove it up your clit Hands clean, son, I'mkeeping it green, b**h call me Shrek Green weed, green bills, I'll break your f**ing neck [Verse 16: MC Delta T] Six b**hes on my dick, how you like me now? Nine tits on my a**, call me Howie Mandel Yeah yeah, I can't believe this sh** That b**h so thick, what? ERRYEEEE [Chorus] [Verse 19: 3D] Drop Dome Daria dropping flow off my dome Smooth, like aquaducts in Rome Julius Ceasar was a fruit Stabbed in the bu*t, et tu brute? [Verse 18: Wangey Dudehole] Cuddle with my pillow mommy tucks me in bed I fall asleep and dream I'm on a sled I look and see, a f**ton of snow I go where no one's looking, make a big booty ho [Verse 19: E$$inem] They call me E$$inem cause I f** b**hes naked I pimp slap your ho so the b**h know my English My language is spoken, the smoke that I'm toking Don't look in my eyes, Moisty boyz going golden