[Intro] This goes for all my homies in Tortoisea Fiesta mofos! You're ready? Let's go! Yeahhh! Tootootoowoo!!! [Hook (x2)] Yo, banana boats Make it snow on your host I do what I does You f** me like a bus I does whatever I wants My music is better than James Blunt's [Verse 1] Make it snow Make it snow I make it snow on them boats Banana boats Like a banana Fresh bandana And I got a boat Grocery bag Let's chase the flag Don't let love take over Or it will be game over Banana boats are good I am from the hood "The fruit is sh**" Dontcha agree with it? I make it snow like Nevada in the spring And google totally pwns bing Guess who's back? Clayton's back, tell a friend Cuz I'm back with a brand new rap If you don't like my sh** Stop listening, b**h Man, you must be out of your mind You could teach me how to grind My a** is hot as hell That girl rings a bell G-like girls are funny Like the easter bunny Yo, I'm on a banana boat You should leave and take your goat [Hook (x2)] Yo, banana boats Make it snow on your host I do what I does You f** me like a bus I does whatever I wants My music is better than James Blunt's [Verse 2] Yeahh! I am a beast Watch me n***as, singing my beats You gay b**h You use fitch Motherf**er I love chicks with miranca So what n***a, f** you I hit you like a turkey crying glu-glu Look at my cash flow Ace ace wow Do you think I'm f**in dumb? So check out my lovely fat hump You better get this sh** away Or I'll do it in a evil way p**y is good Who knows the best is Ace Hood Cuz he f**s, f**s, f**s He looks like a family of ducks Lose virginity with hoes is for cowards So kids get out of my gardens Space jam gardens! Def of mixtapes! BadenBaden's My n***as k** for good Man I should hate the hood This is my life motherf**er Yeah, Tortoise, Clayton, here [Hook (x2)] Yo, banana boats Make it snow on your host I do what I does You f** me like a bus I does whatever I wants My music is better than James Blunt's [Verse 3] Hey, my n***a, in my head you're gay Oh, wait, in the real world too, heey Ohhh yeahhhh I'm maaaaad I see you all over my head I'm punching you really bad Yo, there are many girls in your life But some are crazy and wanna be your wife Be careful if you make s** with maids You might end up getting AIDS I s** mothas**a** You are from Kansas I wait for minutes Just to get my lieutenents I grow up in the f**ing stage I'm on fire but I've been a blaze This sh** ain't mine This f** is like wine Wine is for gays with a b**h The ones who use fitch Mothaf**aaas Than you I am stronger But I can't hold on much longer p**y a** n***as are gay And they didn't get born in may But if you're hot You should never get shot My a** is aching Yours is steady shakin My foot slipped cuz I'm a chick Oh, you thought I was tortoise, you brick! Follow me are paparazzi I say: please no photos! Man, I like no h*mos Grinding grinding grinding Grinding on my brinding Crazy motherf**er? I am one And the crazy thing is I'll be gettin one My swagga is so bright I don't even need light This motherf**eeeeer Runs around like a s**eeer [Hook (x2)] Yo, banana boats Make it snow on your host I do what I does You f** me like a bus I does whatever I wants My music is better than James Blunt's [Outro] Yeah! Make noise b**hes!!! Yeah