Spoken- Sweetheart, you know it's been awhile - Something that's been on my mind that I really needed to express to you.... I must tell you how I really feel.... Oh you are an angel An angel sent from hell Your mouth like a sailor Your cheap cosmetic smell Darling you are a loser It's you I love to k** Darling you ruined my life So I hate you and I always will From your implants that failed To the milkman that you nailed It's been you, it's been you That's tried to make me lose my mind Well, you come on so tough And then you can't get it up And if you do Then it's still hard to find You cheap little ho' Slippin' out the back door You go out with any man For a nickel or a dime You no workin bum You never made me come Yeah, I faked it Each and every time Oh you are a big fat couch-sittin' sport-watchin' alky Corona's by the keg Oh darlin' I'll stop my drinking If you'll only shave your legs It's too bad your mama wasn't on the pill Leave my mother out of this Darling you ruined my life So I hate you and I always will Darling you ruined my life So I hate you and I always will You ruined my life So I hate you and I always will Sweetheart, I hate you I hate you too, baby