Lost my job at McDonald's Kept droppin' burgers on the floor Everybody knows I ain't nothin' but a fool So mama won't ya send me to gittar school Got the money, so I'm in the door Bought me a shiny 'lectric gittar Baddest gittar in the store Came with a wire an' a funny little pin And the school is gonna teach me to plug it in Got the money with the highest score Takin' the bus to Hollywood Gonna be so fine Big swimmin' pools and movie stars Gonna have a real good time A real good time Got no more time fo' lessons Learned some chords an' got a tan Now I'm gone up to Seattle way Gonna play my chords in a big grunge band