Took my leetle girl a walkin', early in the dawn And she left a little present on my neighbor's lawn Pick it up - pick it up I know he doesn't like it But I guess it's up to him to pick it up He called me up screamin' an' singin' the blues Said our little present ruined his hundred dollar shoes Scrape it off - scrape it off I know he doesn't like it But I guess it's up to him to scrape it off Well he took me to court in the middle o' the day The judge said sorry but you gonna have to pay Cough it up - cough it up I know I don't like it But I guess it's up to me to cough it up