Can't give you a reason to take yourself So seriously But I'll give you a way to enjoy yourself Come over here with me You say you don't wanna leave your house Feelin' sad and blue Well here's a reason to change your mind You're invited - dog party - come on in Well I said you're invited - dog party Bring a dog or your ugly girlfriend You're invited - dog party - come on in You're invited - dog party We'll drop the meat you bring in the sand And throw it on the grill I'll bring my own that you won't have But I think your sister will Got a stud wants to meet your b**h If nature has it's way It don't mean we're related no, no, no