If we're bragging about bragging And boasting about Boasting The best with the tongue wagging Shoot a dragon's mouth open No joking I smoke ya soul Without choking Place a couple of snipers At the ransom handover Bram Stoker the pencil Hans solo the venue Appear from thin air To take the thrown from your temple The bengali Richard Parker I'm a benghazi ferrari car bomb Spit bars to the car alarms harder Catch me in the market With the Maglev flying carpet Kamikaze diving Sayonara to the target Bussing a dusty musket The musketeer with the swash buckle Your best emcee is me when I'm rusty My policy is hit the biggest one first I can cough splutter,snort, sneeze fart, and burp a better verse While I got infinite hiccups with my mouth sewn shut With my feet in concrete parachuting towards the earth While I land on top of this debt collecting Idiot f** him I'll pay my debts with my d**h certificate The best ever's the one who invented shagging How you gonna beat that one ? I'm not bragging Chorus I'm not Bragging I'm IT the clown with a serious face See the tracks of my tears from a scarier place Go to my grave with my simple h*mosapien ways I'm homer simpson slash Clark Gable King of the sofa Minnesota fats So relaxed winning em over Nine dart finish Phil taylor Call me sylar the watchmaker Digest your power I'm churchill in his finest hour My minds the product of dwight eisenhower The truth is out there when you're blowing your own bugle Don't believe me tell E.T to phone google I E honda slap a sumo wrestler with a rolled up newspaper I'm Madam madusa slash danny laruso I told em I'm colder than a dead witches cauldron I scold em Melt down souls and re mold ‘em And there's a lot more gold in the vault I'll skin you alive on stage and roll you in salt I'm not bragging That bandage on your foot Is bigger than your head