Scissor Sisters - Let's Have A Kiki lyrics

Spoken by Pickles: What's up it's Pickles, leave a message. Spoken by Ms. Matronic: Hey, I'm calling you back Ooh, she's been a b**h tonight And by b**h I mean this rain No cab, nowhere So I had to put on the wigs, and the heels, And the lashes and the eairh And take the train to the club And you know the MTA should stand for "motherf**ers touching my a**" So then I get to the club looking like a drowned hara**ed rat And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door, But our friend, Johnny 5-0 Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party! So no fee for me I don't even know what's the tea! So I hope you're up, girl, 'Cause we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds Fire up the smoke machine And put on your heels 'Cause I know exactly what we need! Sung: Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight! Let's have a kiki Motherf**er I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive turn work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve and work and turn honey A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts one may deserve And though the sun is rising few may choose to leave So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non! Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight! Let's have a kiki Motherf**er I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive turn work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve and work and turn honey Oh what a wonderful Kiki This kiki is marvellous Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non! Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non! Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non! Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight! Let's have a kiki Motherf**er I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive turn work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve and work and turn honey Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight! Let's have a kiki Hunty dropper I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Boots Ten Queen Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve and work and turn honey