Backwoods Discotheque - Scissor Sisters - Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque Let's go get wrecked with a sweat yeah If ya got a car and a kinky girl You'll get wet right quick at the discotheque yeah No one knows who goes to the backwood club And rubs their nub in the sludge bugs If you got booze and a dirty boy You're gonna love that club in the backwoods discotheque In the sweat set met gettin' freaky with the hot tub jets, don't fret, you're a wreck. You a drug love bug gettin' mushy on the p**y of a big pink love slug's drug hun. Let's be friends to the end, can we pretend even though I thought my turkey was a hen yeah If you take d** with the thugs what you really need is hugs right now at the discotheque yeah Let's all go to the backwoods discotheque Let's go get wrecked with a sweat yeah If ya got a car and a kinky girl You'll get wet right quick at the discotheque yeah In the sweat set met gettin' freaky with the hot tub jets, don't fret, you're a wreck. You a drug love bug gettin' mushy on the p**y of a big pink love slug's drug hun. "I walked into that goddamn club 'n they tried pullin' my panties off, and throwin' me on the pool table. I said 'I like playin' cards but you mothaf**as best not be playin' poker with my a**hole.' " I'm talkin' 'bout the backwoods, backwoods discotheque. (Can you hear them calling, calling my name) The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque. Can you hear them calling (can you hear them calling) Calling your name (calling your name calling your) Can you hear them calling (Can you hear them calling) Calling my name (calling my name, calling your calling your...) The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque. (...calling your calling your calling your calling your...) The backwoods, the backwoods discotheque. (...calling your calling your calling your calling your calling your name)