ScHoolboyQsdankazzkusH - Tips on how to improve your blazing lyrics

These are tips only to improve the quality of your dank-blazing experiences. Step 1: The Blunt - You must first acquire 69 sheets of tin foil, this will replace your rolling papers. Step 2: The dankazz ku$H - After the dubious task of somehow acquiring the foil, now you must obtain the kush somehow, the best way that works for me, is to play a game of MW2, and while playing you must land a 360, no-scope which will gain you the title of 1337, so then you must get a knife only nuke to earn you 110 points, which will then turn your 1337 to 1447. Once you do that, go outside and mow the lawn, if you live in the hood, and don't have a lawnmower, just shave your mom's bu$h. Step 3: Combining the kush with the 1447 - In order to combine them both, there are two methods. One of them is the old school way of making kool-aid, and just throwing them in the mix. The other is to eat them, and hope that by the time they come out, they have combined. The easiest for me is to mix them in with kool-aid, then let it dry out. Step 4: lighting up the reefer - In my experience, the best way to light up, is to eat a ghost chili pepper, then take a danka** sh** afterwards, the kind that hurt to push out, and burns when wiping. Once it's out, dry it off, and crumble it up. After that, sprinkle it on your blunt. Now, grab some lighter fluid, and dip ur blunt in it. Next grab the sun right out of the solar system, and put it on the blunt. That should create a spark, and bang ur blunt is lit. Step 5: Enjoy - Pretty self-explanatory, just take a couple hits, and ur good. ADDED TIP$: -"Make sure you got good sh**!" -"Remember bro. Light that blunt up like Kinglake and 420 blaze it black saturday style. If your not Australian you probably wont get it."