Schaffer The Darklord - My Last Song lyrics

You know, it only took a couple of days To make this last song, the one that now plays I never really had a song that worked well to close Every bad-a** set from all of my bad-a** shows But now I got one, and I think it's a hot one It's so new some of the lyrics are forgotten Like here... It's awkward, I know, but it doesn't happen very often It didn't take a lot to put it together Using my Mac, well it's an iMac, but you know, whatever Got a file sharer, Limewire for example Downloaded MP3's that I needed for samples The drums came from James Brown, an oft-bitten hit And the ba** and guitar came from Rocket From the Crypt I dragged and dropped the files into Pro Tools 6 Which I haven't really mastered, but I know some cool tricks I chopped it up and rea**embled it in new layers I exported, imported it to my MP3 player I listened as I scribbled on the 1-4 bus In my notebook I wrote this fun chorus. It goes… (CHORUS): This is my last song, I gotta go I'd like to thank you one and all for coming out to the show And if you didn't like my act or thought my set was too long You're in luck, it's nearly over, this is my last song This is my last song, it is my last song, last song Think there's another? Well, that's wrong Really, it's the last song, and then there's no more I'm flattered, but please don't ask me for an encore It always seems to me to be so fake when that happens "Thank you good night!" And then wait for the crowd's clapping? I mean it, man, when this song is over, I'm done Want a free sticker? Then come and get one I'd like to thank you all again for staying so late It's crowds like you that make playing so great I've got some CDs to sell, they only cost ten dollars If you can't afford it now, send me an electronic holler Sign my mailing list, and later on, log on To my website, it's Schaffer the Darklord dot com Hey, could someone in the house be a dear And maybe run to the bar and get me another beer? Thanks! You know I'd handle the matter But I'm out of drink tickets. Thanks! Sierra Nevada (CHORUS) If I had I'd hit a bra** gong "At this time I would like to thank everybody and everything that made tonight's show possible, in no particular order." Let's hear it for the door guy, hear it for the soundman Hear it for the bar staff, hear it for the other bands Hear it for the audience, this one really rocks Let's hear it for the venue, hear it for my Black Box Let's hear it for the city, let's hear for the street Let's hear it for my friends who made some of my k**er beats Let's hear it for DB, the name of my label And once again, please buy my CDs at the merch table Let's hear it for the Internet, let's hear it for Craig's List Let's hear it for the booking agent and the guest list Let's hear it for weed, let's hear it for sound checks Let's hear it for both coasts as well as the Midwest Let's here it for America, the north hemisphere Let's hear it if you came because your crush is here Let's hear it for this show, it's been outta sight My name is Schaffer The Darklord. Thank you and goodnight