Schaffer The Darklord - Cat People lyrics

[Intro] My Cat People, throw your paws in the air - Meow Meow Meow Meow And wave them all around, but do it like you care - Meow Meow Meow Meow [Verse 1] Here kitty kitty here kitty kitty here Little kitty licks her front paw washes her ear Tickle on her whisker little cat'll attack Grab your wrist with the front claws kick with the back And she can swipe like THIS - (Whisssh!) Back off an attacker with a HISS - (Hssss!) And the kitty's moaning owns ya Oh no, did you know there's ammonia in her PISS - (Psssss!) Let me stroke your fur, let me hear you purr, kitty cat Oh my god, you're so cute, dammit, look at that Arching your back high, flashing the cat eye Fighting with mice with nine lives like you'll never die For some our cats are less like pets than our kids And we worship them like the ancient Egyptians did, and we are... [Chorus] Cat People - Meow Meow Meow Right now, all the kitties in the house, show the fangs in your mouth As you pounce on a mouse, we are... Cat People - Meow Meow Meow With their little bitty claws on their little kitty paws Get down with a round of applause, for my... Cat People - Meow Meow Meow Good god, we're odd, no dogs allowed But we're proud and we meow it loud, we're... Cat People - Meow Meow Meow Rub 'em like you love 'em right now And all my b**hy little kitties say "Meow." [Verse 2] Petting on my p**y like he wanted me, wanted me to Do you do what you cat wants you to do, sure you do Cuz our cats control our actions and they run this system Our homes really belong to them we just live with them Four story cat tree stands in the corner Of the home of the owner holding a laser pointer Little bag of cat nip fast to attract them Post for the action, attack with the scratching Acting like a captain as they pace in the place Making biscuits in your lap with their a** in your face Break-Hit the sack, 10-hour cat nap Feline makes a beeline for your lap But when you leave and come home, you're all alone Cuz kitty's out the cat door, listen for moans Oh no, no note by the phone or the dish Little kitty never licked the liver, chicken or fish Leave the ball of yarn, all in the yard for the breeding As all my cat people in here hearing this beat are in heat and we are... [Chorus] [Verse 3] Not all cat people belong to the same team And what I mean is that not all of us are quite what we seem You see, all of us inside have beating hearts that are warm But some of have powers into cats we transform Under a full moon or a quarter moon or a half moon In a bad mood with bad breath yes cat food Like werewolves but wolves are dogs And we're cats so we're sleeky sneaking in through the fog And we all have a little pink bu*t So now tell me what you think of that - What? Playing with our own cats as cats That's a fact, together in packs we can track rats We can play real mean chase each other up a screen Or a tree or play sweet and even lick each other clean Ravenous animals act a little wild And we do it like humans, kitty-style Fighting and f**ing and hunting and sleeping And breeding and eating and k**ing and that's What we do when we're kitties next morning we're human We laughed and we cried it was better than Cats [Chorus]