Schaffer The Darklord - Scorpio lyrics

When I go out, almost every time People wanna ask me "What's your sign?" I think it's kinda silly, but I really don't mind I pause... then I reply "Guess!", with a little grin, and then they go "Yes! Of course it just makes so much sense!" Cuz everybody everywhere knows That answer only comes from a Scorpio And with that little line I know I've got 'em Other signs in the crowd slide down to the bottom It seems a little odd that it would make me awesome But it does, just cuz I was born in autumn All my other Scorpios are much the same Looking for love and out running the game Doubt nothing, full power now, without shame This song is about you; you're so vain So it goes in zodiac, our egos tend to be the worst Born October 23rd to November 21st We live in houses filled with mirrors in which we peer upon the hour Often the envy of the other eleven, and drunk on our own power Pa**ionate, jealous, obsessive and intense Magnetic and ambitious, completely self-obsessed Narcissistic, secretive, dark and emotional Brooding, stubborn, resentful, very, very s**ual! All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, Aquarius All of the Aries, Cancers, and the Sagittarius All of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and Leos All will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio! All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, Aquarius All of the Aries, Cancers, and the Sagittarius All of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and Leos All will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio! Take a look here, do you like what you see? (Yeah!) Don't answer that, I was talking to me (Oh.) I own every room when I enter a place I got a wall full of photographs all of my face And it isn't my fault, I was born into it Doesn't this beat sound like p**n music? (Yeah.) Doesn't it even kinda make you want to do it? (Yeah!) Sex is a dialect, Scorpio is fluent Here's a little bit of odd irony (Huh?) I couldn't care less about astrology (No?) Never read my horoscope's a policy (No?) Do my Scorpio's here all follow me? (Yeah!) Have you ever got it on after terrible weather? (Yeah!) Have you ever gotten married and then barely remember? (Yeah!) Have you ever yelled out that you'll live forever? (Yeah!) Is your birthday in the first two thirds of November? (Yeah!) Don't you other signs go lose your minds and have an episode Or I'll declare you Scorpio haters are all arachnophobes If you try to challenge us, then surely you will truly fail Get your fixtures between our pincers, poison you with our tails Pa**ionate, jealous, obsessive and intense Magnetic and ambitious, completely self-obsessed Narcissistic, secretive, dark and emotional Brooding, stubborn, resentful, very very s**ual! All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, Aquarius All of the Aries, Cancers, and the Sagittarius All of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and Leos All will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio! All of the Pisces, Taurus, Geminis, Aquarius All of the Aries, Cancers, and the Sagittarius All of the Libras, Virgos, Capricorns, and Leos All will fall and face their fate at the feet of the Scorpio! Once upon a time the mighty hunter called Orion Stood defiant on the Earth with sword and draped in skins of lions And he cried that he could slaughter any monster that would fight him So incited by this Hera sent a scorpion to find him From a single sting that son of Poseidon did die and He was made a constellation and placed high into the sky and So was Scorpio but they were placed on opposite horizons So one would never have to face the other one when rising To this day the Scorpio is still the water sign and which So many underestimated monsters died on finding All the signs identify the body parts they are a**igned And so the Scorpio is the genitals which I don't find surprising And I wonder if it's cuz we stung the crotch of old Orion Symbolizing lust for Artemis Orion had inside him Or perhaps we are the vanity that blinded and defied him Either way we Scorpios are known both to entice and frighten Everyone wants to hate a Scorpio Everyone wants to date a Scorpio Everyone wants to mate with a Scorpio!