Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, No! No! No! Here we go! So... Everybody hands up high and just wave them from side to side f** that! Punch them up into fists and pump them up and down like this Yes! When nothing ever goes your way When "Oh, no" is not enough you say GODDAMNIT! When you wanna crawl up and die When you're clawing at the walls, you cry GODDAMNIT! When your hands wanna ball up in fists When you're getting unbelievably pissed GODDAMNIT! When the color red is all that you see When all you wanna do it break free And scream: G to the O to the D to the D to the A to the M to the N to the I to the T From the N to the Y to the C is the S to the T to the D That's Me! Now let's see, what do we got? Ah, suffering! Running around a cage, enraged and another thing Everything is amplified by the overstated Understatement of sayin' that you're just frustrated But you're worse off First off Stricken by a feeling inside And you're pressurized Tensions building and building up Building, hitting critical ma** You're gonna crack, man, better start kicking some a**! Now, momma did say there would be days of this kind The weight of the world weighs heavy on your mind And you find that you're kinda like a water balloon Just one more prick will mean doom (Ka-Boom! BOOM!) You gotta let it go and just let it out You're a little teapot, this is your spout And you're about to start spewing steam outta your top You gotta drop a g-bomb like it's hot or you'll pop And nooooo! Okay! Hey, lemme hear you heretics say: GODDAMNIT! When nothing ever goes your way When "Oh, no" is not enough to say GODDAMNIT! When you wanna crawl up and die When you're clawing at the walls, you cry GODDAMNIT! When your hands wanna ball up in fists When you're getting unbelievably pissed GODDAMNIT! When the color red is all that you see When all you wanna do it break free And scream: A to the B to the C to the D to the E to the F to the G to the H to the I to the J to the K to the L Ah, hell, that's the alphabet (LOL) Oh, well, now, don't you feel a little bit better? Than just before you came unraveled like a sweater Believe me, this is temporary relief One crisis down, another one is lurking beneath So just BREATHE and take a break from being negative Lots of opportunities to use my favorite expletive re coming up, tumblin' in rumblin' herds Lock and load and invoke the cousin of the curse word Are you gonna pout about it Are you gonna sit and sulk? f** that, let your tongue turn into the Hulk! And cuss this son of a b**h out backwards and sideways Coming up with obscenities Unleash a tirade You get cut off in traffic You're phone drops a call You get sued Or, if you're a dude, kicked in the balls If you get a paper cut or covet your neighbor's stuff I've got a couple syllables that I cannot say enough! But before you make a scene, break it down: think about what the word means GOD-is an imaginary supreme being DAMN-is a verb, 'to condemn' is its meaning IT-in this case, is a direct object So, you're commanding God to condemn things, got it? More than just an outburst of malicious intent It is a compound word and a complete sentence Divine intervention is what you're ordering When you command God to condemn the things that are annoying you WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, MR. BIG STUFF? You think God give a sh** about your business? Think he, she, or it is yours to compel? Do you think your stubbed toe is deserving of Hell? Do you believe a tiny slight deserves a fiery path? You really feel an inconvenience warrants God's wrath? In truth you probably don't, but believe me I do So goddamnit all to hell and goddamn you, too! And Goooo To hell! Well, one more time, let me hear you yell: GODDAMNIT! When nothing ever goes your way When "Oh, no" is not enough to say GODDAMNIT! When you wanna crawl up and die When you're clawing at the walls, you cry GODDAMNIT! When your hands wanna ball up in fists When you're getting unbelievably pissed GODDAMNIT! When the color red is all that you see When all you wanna do it break free GODDAMNIT! When you wanna keep it safe to the fam Then you shout like Yosemite Sam DAGNABIT! When you're lost like Alice, man Who you chasing down to Wonderland? A WHITE RABBIT! What ya got when you're smoking and Chewing your finger nails off of your hand A BAD HABIT! Embrace it like a new best friend When your favorite tune comes to and end G to the O to the D to the D to the A to the M to the N to the I to the T To the H to the E to the Double-Hockey sticks sh** this is the E N to the D GODDAMNIT!