Schaffer The Darklord - Who is Alex Trebek? lyrics

[Jeopardy! Sample] Losers in other words? Well, I think...sure I tea- I tea- No I'm teasing you, I'm teasing you [SNL Sample] s** on it, Trebek. s** it long and s** it hard [Hook: M.C. Frontalot] Trebek, Trebek, Trebek You can s** it Trebek, Trebek, Trebek And you can s** it Trebek, Trebek, Trebek You can s** it, Trebek [Verse 1: Schaffer The Darklord] Hey, Alex, I'd like to buy a vowel: Oh? We're the misfits of which you've run afoul, bro I Double Dare you to Press Your Luck with us and our crew Let's Make a Deal or No Deal, you brought this Family Feud [Verse 2: Beefy] And please forgive the vitriol, because we get a bit bombastic When it comes to Jeopardy!, well I prefer Dan Patrick Call us losers then back track it like ya didn't really mean it On a show that's made for geeks Yo what ya think we wouldn't see it? [Verse 3: MC Hawking] Yo Alek Trebek you best check your neck You got no respect for the nerdcore set While we don't forget, we've been known to forgive So if you genuflect we might let you live [Verse 4: Richie Branson] Yo, I heard you called the squad nothing but losers Well the only thing I lost was a couple of tumors While we on the subject I think you lost your mind Like your moustache man you really crossed the line [Verse 5: Mikal kHill] Seems ill advised to diss a group of backpack rappers Flipped the script bunch of fans are black hat hackers I'm the IT Manager, audio daily double WANparty of MCs that‘s bursting your bubble [Verse 6: Sammus] I used to come to Jeopardy! to learn more stuff Now you best to not be messin' with my nerdcore buzz Ride the wave if you can catch it grab a surfboard love Oh we stole your demographic? This a turf war bruv? They said you callin' me a loser, that's news to me O' you mad you lost more viewers than there used to be be? You mad I'm brighter than some fireworks from Jubilee? And I do math while spitting fire rocking two degrees [Verse 7: YTCracker] Double degrees our daily double to the maximum Copper conducted into platinum YTCracker hacking 'em The fact that I'm still defending fans when they laugh at 'em? Dual Core let 'em know how nerd life attacking 'em [Verse 8: Dual Core] Something's rotten, never forgotten Knowing losing isn't an option The greatest undefeated champion of the game His name is Watson Up in the news, dropping the clues Setting the record with a new score "the coolest rapper ever", duh, who is Dual Core? [Verse 9: MC Frontalot] Trebek! You're not as clever as you endeavor to seem Hope somebody scribble ‘Loser' on the podium screen Doubling your Daily dis dose cause you're just that wrong You still look weird without your moustache on And - and you haven't worn it for a while But, still looks weird Put your moustache back on [Verse 10: Jesse Dangerously] What is a bully? A phony? A know-it-all with all the answers? Who is full of baloney and only always condescending? Who's the meanest Canadian plus the cheapest comedian? Who left his lane and jumped the median? Heyyy, we're only teasing him! The reason I'm reacting isn't that you called us losers We are! We based a genre on it, flaws can all be used as PR But you were rude to Susan and it goes to show how little you Know, pal, it's really a joke: YOU HOST A TRIVIA SHOW, ALEX [Verse 11: MC Lars] And what did you expect when you're making fun of guests? Joyful smiles that you wreck here's a song for you Trebek But I'm really not upset - in fact I'm quite surprised The first press that we've gotten since? When? 2005? [Verse 12: Mega Ran] Alex Trebek you lost a lot of respect I gotta check you off the rip for coming outta your neck Talking sideways about nerds, you a trip Guess you hadn't heard Geeks make up half of your viewership Nerdcore is home to some to some serious lyricists I'll break it down in a format you're familiar with This host gets roasted on SNL - yearly Hosts a show for nerds and doesn't know that - clearly No one likes a know it all, condescending blowhard Easy to be snarky when you're holding all the note cards Susan got the last laugh and the cash You're good at any show, it's a lifetime pa** [Verse 13: Dr. Awkward] Giorgi, you should start thinking before you speak Your achievements are watching smarter people succeed But losers, my dudes, maybe he wasn't wrong ‘Cause we did spend all day making this fricking song I mean, I'm not the only one who sees this as weird, right? I mean, this is weird even by our standards [Hook: M.C. Frontalot] Trebek, Trebek, Trebek You can s** it Trebek, Trebek, Trebek And you can s** it Trebek, Trebek, Trebek You can s** it, Trebek [Jeopardy! Sample] No, I'm teasing you, I'm teasing you s** it, Trebek