Schaffer The Darklord - Now Hiring lyrics

[Verse 1: Dr. Awkward] I'm looking to match wits with Someone with plans, yet still gon' get your a** kicked I'm searching for that man I need one to be the Joker to my Batman Tell me are you clever and cool? Do you want to force the world up under your rule? Are you at least 5'8"? It's rather specific but this I can't break About me, I'm humanity's savior Vanilla ice cream is my favorite flavor And I work a 9 to 5 So I'd like to fight crime from like 6 to 9 Are you evil? Tell me, how's your laugh? I'm seeking someone with a troubled past "Destroy the world" is all you desire And it's pic for pic, no face then no reply [Hook: Dr. Awkward] Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe. Have Secret identity that nobody can know Secret supervillain with a fire within I'm now hiring, inquire within Dear Craigslist, seeking mortal foe. Have Secret identity that nobody can know Secret supervillain with a fire within I'm now hiring, inquire within [Verse 2: Schaffer the Darklord] Hey there, I saw your ad is that position filled yet? If not, please consider me and my specific sk** set Eager, self-starter, diabolical, scary man I'm the type of man that you're looking for - Very Bad Verbose, sociopathic, yeah I'm a s**y brute Just under six feet, just over in my exo-suit You should see my island there, it's kind of a holy place Collection of bloody capes, displayed in a trophy case Tell me, do you roll with a team or only solo so far? You got a sidekick? Cool I got a crowbar And a masters in murder with a minor in k**ing My favorite sound's a tie between exploding buildings and crying children Weaknesses? Hmm.. I guess it's hand to hand combat But my henchmen will handle that end of the contract I look forward to this, hit me up before a match P.S. Hahaha! How's that? Pics and references attached [Hook] [Verse 3: Dr. Awkward] Dear Mr. Darklord, thank you for your interest I was ecstatic when I read about your henchmen You've got plenty of fight alone, I trust Referenced a funeral home, that was a nice touch Honestly sir, I'd love to meet Maybe we can get together for a bite to eat I know a wonderful place, it would be my treat And we can finish out the night with a little bit of JUSTICE [Hook]