Schaffer The Darklord - For the Gamers lyrics

[Random] Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh From sittin on the floor gamin To droppin some of the highest scores the world had ever seen To droppin some of the craziest verses rap had ever heard From Woodstock, a good block since '82; they know me well Though they don't do what they say they do My only hell is not bein called the crazy dude - oh naw For all the cats that work a 9 to 5, but still Be standin in line at midnight - oh that's real Want to be the first to master it, GameFAQS'n it Haters call you addicts but, I just know you pa**ionate So I made a song for y'all cats, haters can fall back Gamin since the 80's wish that I could bring 'em all back [Hook] It's for the gamers - though gettinh up for work is a struggle Playin all night 'til you come down with carpal tunnel This for the gamers - who forsake meals and sleep To beat a game they only had a week, so peep This for the gamers - play a game and beat it But won't stop 'til they unlock all the achievements, believe it This for the gamers - Warcraft to Madden, well a-let me at 'em All I gotta do is find a pattern [int80 of Dual Core] This the for gamers, experts, n00bs and the griefers Protection defeaters, all us, hackers and cheaters I've got bad habits, lots of tools in my backpack Distributing AIM bots and seeding out a map pack Up for a fair game, if you got the sk**s But I like to give the playing field a little bit of tilt Cause winning's an addiction; I like to feel the thrill So step up if you want, though I'll crush you when you will You on point, Ran? (All the time, Int) Okay Well I got your back, supplies are packed, consider me your sidekick Victory is flawless, no one's gonna stop us Strong through the gauntlet, no need for being cautious Arcade to console to PC I'll join It's offense and D, both sides of the coin Another round or not, I should really save my voice Press start or call it quits, time to make a choice [Schaffer the Darklord] I got them nervous tics and twitching with them bloodshot eyes, not Much of a surprise, got to bed at five and I'm shot By nine I'm in trouble, struggling just to adjust I'm seeing stuff I don't trust, but soldier through it I must~! X's and circles and squares float in the air and they glow so intense And I'm so intent on getting through this QuickTime event Ammo and health items are everywhere, and I swear That I can climb that wall right over there like I am Altair PMC's are sweeping but I find my way by 'em Trying to grapple gargoyles like I'm in Arkham Asylum Spying Black Mesa gunships hover in the sky and I am shopping every merchant asks "What are you buyin'?" I use the orbs I am paid, and I upgrade to a new gun Shoot and jump through an orange +Portal+ step out through a blue one Now maybe I am dreaming, maybe I have gone insane Or maybe, just maybe I've been playing too many games [Hook] [samples: repeat 3X] "Super Nintendo, Super Nintendo..." - Biggie "Forever, forever, forever..." - Andre 3000 [samples] "Super Nintendo, Super Nintendo" "Forever, forever ever, FOREVER EVER?" [Hook] [Random] This for the.. "T-minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4" [Random] Yeah we goin to the moon "3, 2, 1, ignition, liftoff" [Random] Super Mario trilogy, Billy Lee, Jimmy Lee Castlevania, Contra, Jackal and Super C Lode Runner, Kid Niki, Mega Man 1, 2, 3 4, you get the picture even Shadow of the Ninja Section Z, Rygar, Gradius, Die Hard Crystalis, Amagon, Superspike, Metal Gear Metroid, Pro Am, Captain Skyhawk too Maniac Mansion but I had to use the walkthrough Bayou Billy, Spy Hunter, Shadowgate, Rush'n Attack Skate or Die 2, Blaster Master kept me in the house Battletoads, Duck Tales, Chip 'n Dale, Mickey Mouse Bases Loaded, Pro Wrestling, Track & Field I hit the hurdles Legendary Wings but I gave up on Ninja Turtles Nemo, Metal Storm, Lolo, Adventure Isle Bionic Commando, Wizards and Warriors Monsters in my Pocket, Kirby, Fester's Quest Of course Final Fantasy, Balloon Fight, Earthbound Tecmo Bowl; Okoye truckin cats for first downs Double Dribble, River City Ransom, Kid Icarus Still know the code to Mike Tyson it's ridiculous Donkey Kong, Golgo 13, and Goonies 2 Guardian Legend, Friday the 13th, who coulda knew? Some call it obsession but they can't understand Creativity it gave me made me just what I am With the Bible under my hand I swear If I wasn't a gamer, I probably wouldn't have a career, yeah And some of y'all ain't gon' get with this But there's a million people that might feel different The gamers {*echoes*}