Guilty of a crime I could not help but commit You must do with me what you see fit Charged with lust all that I can say in my defense I meant only pleasure no offense Brought before a jury that is made up of my peers Presented with the evidence the truth will be made clear A girl whose only aspiration is to be a who*e (Is) fine by me who could ask for more Fifteen Sixteen Seventeen is fine One day she'll be 21 somewhere down the line The jury's out the sentence pa**ed I'm guilty of being a man Extenuating circumstance you hold back all you can Self-incriminated by supposed words of a child Let her testimony stand One lick drover her f**ing wild Something's got to give