My girl's all a man could want There ain't no doubt about her I got a girl and yes indeed- She's got everything I need. You know I tried the rest And then I built the best. I built myself a fine machine- She does more than cook and clean. I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my lady My Swiss Army Girl. I'm a scientific genius and here's my story, It all came together in my laboratory. I couldn't find a dream girl to become my wife, Then I got this idea from my pocket knife. Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien, But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine. She's my baby, she's quite a lady She's my Swiss Army Girl. She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady She's my Swiss Army Girl. Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, I'm no fool, Great in bed or around the house-a handy tool. Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs, She canges into many things with lightning speed. Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien, But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine. My girl's all a man could wish- She can even scale a fish. Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a Soloflex And so much more. You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best. Swiss Army Girl for me not you-YODEL-ODEL-A-HEE-HOO! She's my baby, she's quite a lady She's my Swiss Army Girl. She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady She's my Swiss Army Girl.