Scatterbrain - I'm With Stupid lyrics

Part One: I Had A Dream This is it, it was like this... Thought I was the king, thought that I was it And I had no tolerance for idiots I was always saying most people are dicks I made fun of all them jerks, that's how I got my kicks I laughed at men, I laughed at gods Then one night I had a dream about a petri dish It was sittin' on my shoulder Growing some kind of fungus or some kind of mold er... I didn't know what it meant I didn't know how it got there But one things for sure I never woke from that nightmare... Part Two: Headamorphisis Woke up one day not long ago and much to my surprise There was a head in my bed right next to me It was looking me in the eyes In the middle of the night it seems that this head Had just grown up from my shoulder It looked a lot like one of Jerry's kids Except that it was older On my shoulder - Not a poster! I've grown stupid, happened overnight I'm with stupid, he's with me In my bed next to the head, was a note it said: "You were always mean to stupid people You laughed right in their face Welcome to the world of a new kind of Karma Where we don't wait till you're dead Reincarnation will come later For now you get this head instead." Stupid Head - I've grown stupid, happened overnight I'm with stupid, he's with me I wish I may, I wish I might Ditch this head that I grew last night, 'cause I've grown stupid, happened overnight I'm with stupid, he's with me The note said I couldn't k** the head And I shouldn't k** myself Or I'd be reborn as something worse Stupid curse Well I don't want to know what could be worse than this This karma kiss, oh gods let's get this over with "Instant Karma is gonna get you Gonna knock you right in the other head You better get your heads together 'Cause pretty soon you're gonna be dead." Since that day my life is shot I can't even go outside 'Cause it's bad enough to have to heads But it's worse when one's unoccupied So i just sit at home, feed and bathe my head Wishin' - waitin', wishin' - waitin' for that day I'm dead Stupid Head - I've grown stupid, happened overnight I'm with stupid, he's with me I wish I may, I wish I might Ditch this head that I grew last night, 'cause I've grown stupid, happened overnight I'm with stupid, he's with me