Scaterd Few - Camel Crawl lyrics

Here's a tale that's ancient but true From the "Jewish Social Register" It reads like a feature written days ago About York's new swell young bucks Our hero is a wealthy twenty-something In the most desireable social strata Who's lived a good life since only a child But he can't afford life pro rata He prefers the socials breakfast at Tiffany's You and I are merely NOCD Even this lyric is a "white man's burden" Simply written by a worker bee Toff or not life's a shopping spree Ski vacation at Verbier This rich young ruler with his pedigree Scottish castle is a millionare Rich Man - Rich Man - Rich Man Better crawl like a camel Like a camel as fast as you can Our hero's walk the upper echelons While they talk about the ol' "Grand Tour" It's as simple as being sybaritic To qualify as ferry lure Titles are envied when properly used Provide your own amount of credit in hell And you don't want to admit to being a playboy When you're living the life of a swell To write a novel sail in the cup To be mentioned in Brooke's new book Are some of the things our hero desires But nothing 'bout a shepard's crook This is a tale that's ancient but true From the "Jewish Social Register" It reads like daily in Vanity Fair About York's new young bred connoisseurs Rich Man - Rich Man - Rich Man - Rich... Better crawl like a camel Like a camel as fast as you can