Scary b**hes - The Island Of The Damned lyrics

When we set out in our canoe, we thought it would be fun We had sandwiches, a flask of tea and a great big bottle of rum We sang and drank and laughed a lot or just drifted in the sun But we would have turned back there and then if we knew what was to come Down the River of No Return, we drifted through this land Through the Valley of Lost Souls To the Island The Island of the Damned Some moron on a Jet Ski shot a spear gun through our boat The water started pouring in, we didn't know if we'd float The sun went in, the wind got up and the rain came pouring down As I bailed out water with my hat, I thought that we would drown Down the River of No Return, we drifted through this land Through the Valley of Lost Souls To the Island The Island of the Damned And as the boat was going down, we saw a piece of land An island in the distance, a pile of mud and sand There was DEADri, there was Bet and me, but only room for two I looked at them, they looked at me. Will it be me or you? Down the River of No Return, we drifted through this land Through the Valley of Lost Souls To the Island The Island of the Damned We found an old black plastic bag and stuffed it in the hole It still let in some water but we hoped that it would hold Bet lost the draw and paddled off and we knew her life would end In a godforsaken seaside town the natives called Southend Down the River of No Return, we drifted through this land Through the Valley of Lost Souls To the Island The Island of the Damned Now all we do is sit here, taking in the sun But I think that when the winter comes, it won't be so much fun There's nothing to eat but seaweed and dead crabs that float by If it wasn't quite so funny, I think that I might cry Down the River of No Return, we drifted through this land Through the Valley of Lost Souls To the Island The Island of the Damned The Island of the Damned The Island of the Damned The Island of the Damned (Damned)