Fifteen for the bogeyman He's scratching at the window, don't let him in Fifteen for the bogeyman Another dead dog in the city of sin The day is done, the lights are out There's nothing to do here but scream and shout We burn the floorboards because we've got no coal Then we crawl off to sleep in a deep dark hole Fifteen for the bogeyman He's scratching at the window, don't let him in Fifteen for the bogeyman Another dead dog in the city of sin Rats swim by, filthy ditches No need to wonder what the stench is I'll see you in Hell when we die Life's a b**h and then you cry Fifteen for the bogeyman He's scratching at the window, don't let him in Fifteen for the bogeyman Another dead dog in the city of sin First the suffering, then the pain You flushed your life down the nearest drain Since they cut out half your brain You've been walking funny and acting strange There's a conflict between evil and very evil Going on inside your head And the sixteenth victim of the bogeyman Just dropped dead Sixteen for the bogeyman He's scratching at the window, don't let him in Sixteen for the bogeyman Another dead dog in the city of sin The gravy train has been and gone Your once-fine wife looks like King Kong You're just as bad as all the others That you thank God she ran off with your brother Sixteen for the bogeyman He's scratching at the window, don't let him in Sixteen for the bogeyman Another dead dog in the city of sin First the suffering, then the pain You flushed your life down the nearest drain Since they cut out half your brain You've been walking funny and acting strange There's a conflict between evil and very evil Going on inside your head And the seventeenth victim of the bogeyman Just dropped dead