Scary b**hes - Bats lyrics

I met this bloke who looked like a goth But soon found out that he was not He was a genuine count from Transylvannia He said, "Marry me, that's where I'll take ya" To a ruined castle on top of a cliff Where the air's so cold it would freeze your tits And there he taught me how to fly Two lovers together in a purple sky And we had bats for dinner and bats for tea Bats for him and bats for me A big fat rat for Sunday roast For breakfast, we had bats on toast And when the cooking became a chore We'd just chop them up and eat them raw Or open a window facing south And let them fly straight in our mouths Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for tea The neighbours didn't like us much They seemed to bear some sort of a grudge Attacked the castle with flaming torches Burned the stables and stole the Porsches Then the local vicar, a miserable tart Stuck a wooden stake through my boyfriend's heart I escaped but I'm alone again In a one-room flat in Sydenham And there's no bats for dinner, no bats for tea No bats from the caves or the belfry It's peas and cabbage for Sunday roast Or if I'm lucky, beans on toast And when the cooking becomes a chore I just chop them up and eat them raw And think about of how things used to be When there was just my count and me There's no fairytale castles in the sky But the room's so cold, it would make you cry And still sometimes at night I fly Over London's dark grey sky And think of him in another world And hope he's waiting for his girl One day, united we will be Together forever for eternity And there'll be bats for dinner and bats for tea Bats for him and bats for me A big fat rat for Sunday roast For breakfast we'll have bats on toast And when the cooking became a chore We'd just chop them up and eat them raw Or open a window facing south And let them fly straight in our mouths Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for tea (you'll surely die) Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for tea (you'll surely die) Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for dinner, bats for tea Bats for tea