There's something 'bout that boy that's strange to see He doesn't look like you, he doesn't look like me I've been meaning to tell ya, please don't go wild There's a possibility that he's not your child 'Cause I made love to your father, love to your brother Once or twice, I slept with your mother There has to be a father, it could be you Or half of the creatures down the local zoo You wear tartan pyjamas an' socks in bed Couldn't be more for him if you were dead If I mention s**, all you do is frown That's why I sometines have to sleep around I made love to your father, love to your brother Once or twice, I slept with your mother There has to be a father, it could be you Or half of the creatures down the local zoo Yeah Got green scaly skin and a pair of horns I knew that there was something wrong as soon as he was born I've been wracking my brain trying to think of a father Who's a cross between a goat and an iguana I made love to your father, love to your brother Once or twice, I slept with your mother There has to be a father, it could be you Or half of the creatures down the local zoo I made love to your father, love to your brother Once or twice, I slept with your mother There has to be a father, it could be you Or half of the creatures down the local zoo Half of the creatures down the local zoo Half of the creatures down the local zoo