Sometimes I wonder in my head Why the f** I even bother getting out of bed I'm having a bad hair day, can't get no relief Everything I do seems to come to grief Everybody's staring in disbelief 'Cause I forgot to put my clothes on 'fore I hit the street Bad hair day, bad hair day Everything I do goes wrong today Bad hair day, bad hair day Everyone I speak to runs away Couldn't find any shoes to put on my feet I've trodden on a nail lying in the street A piece of newspaper is my only attire And some stupid kid tried to set it on fire Bad hair day, bad hair day Everything I do goes wrong today Bad hair day, bad hair day Everyone I speak to runs away I tell myself, "It's just a bad dream" But I can't wake up, I think I'm gonna scream I wanna go to bed and go back to sleep But I can't get in the house 'cause I've lost my keys I'm standing on the doorstep, startin' to freeze And I'm gonna get arrested, 'cause someone's called the police Bad hair day, bad hair day Everything I do goes wrong today Bad hair day, bad hair day Everyone I speak to runs away Bad hair day, bad hair day Everything I do goes wrong today Bad hair day, bad hair day Everyone I speak to runs away