Scared Weird Little Guys - Volvo Man lyrics

I'm not a vicious person But you bet I know what's right I'm here to teach you how to drive To help you see the light I'll fix your driving problems No matter what they are You'll find out just what I mean When you drive behind my car I am what I am I am Volvo Man Drive in the fast lane 30 km below the legal limit I'll beep my horn at a stationary car Even though theres no-one in it I have my lights on high beam Even though it is not dark I'll muck around, confuse you And then I'll take your park I am what I am I am Volvo Man I slow down at every intersection Regardless of the color of the lights There's airbags on the left hand side And there's airbags on the right I put my blinker on two minutes before I turn into a street My car alarm will sound all night If you come within 50 feet I am what I am I am Volvo Man