Who got the goodies? Scabs do Who always sport the woodies? Scabs do So why you wanna settle For a snack? When you can have The whole buffet There's a brand new dance That I learned from Juanita It ain't the Huckleberry Stomp It ain't the gaffed Benita It's a brand new dance Called the Turkey Smerf It'll tighten your pants And put a smile on your earth Who got the goodies? Scabs do Who always got the pudding? Scabs do So why would you wanna settle For a snack? When you can have The whole buffet