Scabs - The Headless Samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma lyrics

The headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma He's a crazy mother f**er who just woke from a coma He's screaming and he's dreaming and he just can't get to bed He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head But his head's in Pasadena in a pipe shop in the mall And his skin has been removed and he has no brain's at all His head's a candleholder on sale for twenty bucks And there's a goofy kid named Freddy and he couldn't give a f** That the headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma A crazy mother f**er whose heart has turned to stonea He's crazy and obsessed and his pencil's full of lead He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head But his head's in Freddy's living room on his f**ed up TV set He's smoking dope out of a coke can and he's lighting up a cigarette He's checking out his purchase with its bony toothy grin ]and he swears that candleholders staring back at him And he's getting a little freak out but he says its just the pot So he blows it off and goes to bed after smoking quite a lot And sometime in the morning maybe three thirty of four He hears a loud noise on his patio and then someone's at the door It's the headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma And now that crazy mother f**ers come to get just what he wantsa He's screaming and he's woken freaked out Freddy from his bed Cause he's a man on a mission he's just got to get ahead So Freddy's pretty paranoid but invites the stranger in Even though it's getting late and he doesn't have a head But the samurai sees his barren skull and he screams that f**ers mine And Freddy says easy homie you can have just unwind I see you've lost your head I've done the same it's no big deal Just smoke this crazy north slope trip weed and then see how you feel He did and felt much better and they chilled and drank some wine And they talked about the future and they listened to some tunes And that's how the headless samurai from Oatmogie, Oklahoma Got his head back even though its just a big old hairless bone ah He's laughing and he's chilling and he's higher than a kite And he doesn't have to get a head and everything allright