Standin' by the store at a quarter to eight Just before opening time I look at my reflection gotta lose some weight First I need a bottle of wine Look at me now I got a smile on my face And a brown paper bag in my hands This is the way that I spend my days The bottle is my best friend I light a cigar as I walk to the bar My head is k**ing me I take breath and count to three One for the road boy one for the road I'm robbin' the liquor store One for the road boy one for the road I'm robbin' the liquor store Jacky Jimmy Johnny I tasted them all They're real good friends of mine When we are together we're havin' a ball We have ourselves a real good time I light a cigar as I walk to the bar My head is k**ing me I take a breath and count to three One for the road boy one for the road I'm robbin' the liquor store One for the road boy one for the road I'm robbin' the liquor store I noticed that I'm shaking like a leaf on a tree It's nothing that a drink can't solve I'm thinking of the person that I wanted to be I told him not to get involved I light a cigar as I walk to the bar My head is k**ing me I take a breath and count to tree I got the shakes boy I got the shakes I'm robbin' the liquor store I got the shakes boy I got the shakes I'm robbin' the liquor store