Scabs - Don't Be So Stingy With Your Pingy lyrics

I know I came home late last evening And my excuses you weren't believing But, baby, I love you, you know that's the truth So let me step inside your telephone booth of love And don't be so stingy with your pingy Baby, tonight Don't be so snappy with your pappy Baby, do me right I guess you got a little bit uneasy When I show up last night slightly greasy And now your telling me that you will not please me Baby, don't tease me, believe me I need thee, don't leave me Don't be so stingy with your pingy Baby, tonight Don't get so loco with that vocal Baby, do me right My lies are ineffectual 'Cause you're so damn intellectual I need a correctional inspectional Can't you see, you're so ineffectual You're so damn animated I don't care if you're contaminated I've done all the math, honey And all my figures have been recalculated Don't be so stingy with your pingy Baby, tonight Don't be so sh**ty, show some pity Don't get so uptight Don't be so stickler with your pickler You know that ain't right Don't be so stingy with your pingy Baby, do me right