[Intro] Lets drink bro Lets have a beer Some summer shandys In the backyard... How many cups have you had? Do you laugh in a rage? Are you holding it down? Or are you drinking your weight? [Verse 1] Starin at the board waiting for it to peak gradually Award you of some magic lay it down the sheet satin Probably never been comfortable in the chiefs tavern The speakeasy never lackin. It has more options Even equipped with the grape swish took a puff to the noggin These delayed sentences on top of peace offerings When nobody's arguing, he's just garnishing Mowing the lawn of all the mothaf**ing ornaments Holidays are over, but everyday he celebrate Bow to Buddha not Jehovah,reverse the condom and impregnate These full gla**es always saw a better day Kept the alcohol chilled Ice explosives, flavored grenade The freezer broke the seal and watered down the lemonade My rooms a personal pub a perfect service and aide The perv-ish actions in age, from your reaction i gauge [Hook] How many cups have you had? Do you laugh in a rage? Are you holding it down? Or are you drinking your weight? You not Kendrick Lamar We ain't swimming in pools We soakin in tubs alcoholic bubblin youth How many cups have you had? Do you laugh in a rage? Are you holding it down? Or are you drinking your weight? You not Kendrick Lamar We ain't swimming in pools We soakin in tubs alcoholic bubblin youth [Verse 2] Its the fountain of Life to many cups and its quits O.D on coffee and donuts sleep but the cigarette lit Its the life of the lounger Relaxin summer of shandy Enables another kind of you That be dancin on tables in panties Life of the party distorted pictures are common Platonic love ain't a college Can't learn it all without browsing Uploading all with the juice It stems from my steno on top of a murdered allowance Its always some sh** Never as smooth as a sip Its a styrofoam cup And it turns to a gulp And the chrome to a ghost Its a stab in the gut, f** a stab in the back Now the alcohol phasing, face it reality won't The beer is so basic even the calories gone Sobriety taken with a mallet and drum Broke but not old enough to even purchase them ounces The perk of the loudest is the hurt of the proudest [Hook] How many cups have you had? Do you laugh in a rage? Are you holding it down? Are you drinking your weight?