I'm a kleptomaniac, and I am I proud to say that I was once a hypochondriac As well so tell me what to do ooh I'm scared of going outside coz I could catch a cold, I'll catch another's cold I'm desperate to be arrested coz I'm so unsure of what I might do Save me, before I break the law again God save me before I make another sin Now I'm getting treated for my mental illnesses And every night I lock the door to my little lover self But I forgot to tell I'm also claustrophobic Save me, save me before my head explodes Save me, save me so I can break my mental code Now I'm starting to get well But still i'm scared coz every time I see her child I get erections So please, save me, save me before my head explodes Now save me, so I can break my mental code Now save me, save me before I break the law Oh save me so I can break my mental code (my mental code) Save me from myself Save me God save me from myself Oh won't you save me?