Say Hi - Poor Pete Is a Bit Self Conscious lyrics

Poor Pete is a bit self conscious And he thinks that he's a vampire He gets into his off white Saturn And heads into the suburbs He looks at himself in the mirror Like a girl putting makeup on He wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth But they don't accept coupons Is this gonna be the night that His daily horoscope comes true? He knows Venus is in retrograde But not if the moon is new Poor Pete isn't fashion forward But he likes to think he's ultra cool He winks at a girl named Siouxsie While she's playing bumper pool She looks at him rather blankly Before mouthing the words, "Yeah, right" She knows poor Pete's not the kind of guy Who will ever get it right So this isn't gonna be the night that His daily horoscope comes true He knows Venus is in retrograde But not if the moon is new So this isn't gonna be the night that His daily horoscope comes true He knows Venus is in retrograde But not if the moon is new