I walk around with a big fat grin I can't believe how lucky I've been Like Opie and Andy, the Mayberry life With my kids and my dogs and my smokin' hot wife I got a truck and some land And I play in a band with my friends on a Saturday night I thank God for the good life I'm fightin' the good fight From the porch in the swing by my smokin' hot wife I ain't much to look at, so I don't know how I ended up with the milk and the cow We're off to Daytona, we're packed in tight My kids and their friends and my smokin' hot wife I got my toes in the sand, an ice tea in my hand And I'm livin' out the fantasy life I look out at the ocean and yell for more lotion From my chair at the beach by my smokin' hot wife She's so fine She's all mine I'm a fortunate man and I fold my hands On my knees every night I'm thankin' sweet Jesus 'cause when everyone see us they say Holy Pete how did he get a smokin' hot wife? He's got some kids and some dogs and a smokin' hot wife He's got a porch and a swing and a smokin' hot wife She's so fine She's all mine