Temperatures rise, rising and reeling From feral files found in the trash can Confirming all our deepest fears Oooh television keeps us scared to d**h Oooh don't go outside, better stay in bed Mold in the air might cause a car crash Somewhere in France Leading to outbreaks of airborne plagues Violent earthquakes Oooh television keeps us scared to d**h Oooh don't go outside, better stay in bed (Ah) Run to your momma's basement Bury your head So you can't hear the TV singing Soon we'll all be dead Get up! get up! go on and see the very last sunset Oooh television keeps us scared to d**h Oooh don't go outside, better stay in bed